Roses are red, violets are blue. Who needs a relationship, I got Doctor Who.
all i want for christmas is you (to be real you fictional piece of shit)
buying presents for people who aren’t obsessed with anything is fucking impossible…
DO YOU EVEN LIKE ANYTHING?
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
i spent an hour planning this wedding and i actually shed a tear when it was over bc i remember raising both of them like they were literally just born yesterday and now they’re getting married and then my mom made me get off the game because she’s concerned for my well-being
THE GUY DIED OF OLD AGE TODAY I ACTUALLY CRIED AND MY MOM CONFISCATED THE GAME SO NO MORE SIMS FOR LIKE A WEEK