Roses are red, violets are blue. Who needs a relationship, I got Doctor Who.
 
brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

 

stability:

friend: come outside

me: no

friend: i’ll buy you food

me:

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antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

 
toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:

I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.

toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:

I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.

(Source: qoafosho)

 
 
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